Wednesday, 5 June 2013



3rd June 2013

Namibia

Please not that We had both been under the impression that we had already posted a blog of the first half of our time in Namibia  however we have just found that it has not been posted at all so I have had to cobble together a second attempt. No idea how this happened  Sorry!


We are now in Namibia and have just past our worst day yet.  Up to now I have been able without too much difficulty to be quite upbeat in what I write here.  Even where we have had some difficult times I have still been able.

However  having spoken in my last blog, that I started to lose a lot of confidence following the dramatic blowout of two brand new tyres. Sorry to be a misery but I guess as we have a lot of intending overland travellers reading our blog there is a duty to convey the scene, especially the bad days! We got that sorted out  and off we went to Namibia.

We had a pleasant though long drive to the border. The South African side was easy and really no hassle at all. Then as we approached the Namibian side I saw a sign which told us that, ‘all our officials will be helpful and courteous ‘. My heart sank as I just knew that meant we were in for a hard time!
Warm welcome indeed!

Immigration was easy so I knew it was just softening us up for what was to come.  Then we went to the road tax office where we met ‘Miss Congeniality’.
She said simply, ‘You have to pay $200 tax’ I protested saying, 'I have a Carnet de passage!’ 
‘Fill the form in' and she threw the form at me.
I again tried to explain that I didn’t think it applied to us. 
She said ‘I don’t care but you don’t leave here till you pay'.
I went to customs and explained my plight and they told us that 'South Africans are damaging our roads so you have to pay the tax'. Knowing it would be futile  I said but I am not South African.
‘It makes no difference you still have to pay’.
We went back to see Miss Congeniality. She once again threw the form at us this time without speaking at all. Ping duly filled it in and gave it back to her and she took it and demanded $200. We paid and she gave us a receipt. I have to say that I half expected her to give me a customer satisfaction survey to fill in, but sadly even here I was to be disappointed 

As we drove out to the gate we were stopped by a particularly aggressive policeman, who without wasting words told me ,’You are not wearing your seat belt’.
I told him that I wasn’t because I thought I would have to get out again at his gate. He told me that he was thinking of getting one of his junior colleagues to come out and fine me. He was so rude that I was getting pretty narked with him. 
Then he barked ‘put it on Now’. So I did and as I did so he demanded to see my driving licence! 
So I faced him out and said 'look do you want the belt on or do you want the licence?' 
He considered this matter for a nano second and concluded that he would go for the licence option. I took off the belt and found my licence and handed it to him. To my astonishment, he then apologised to me as he had accidentally unstuck the card from the counterpart. I was caught completely by surprise by the apology. Then he let me go  without the seat belt.
I have no idea whatsoever what the purpose of that meeting was. It was bloody annoying!



I love these drives
We had read about Namibia and we knew that we were in for some long drives . The country is mostly desert. It really has only 4 or 5 towns of any size and a population of less than 2 million. The roads are long and straight and the desert is really lovely , it is not boring at all.  We were going to drive to the Fish River Canyon. But for now we had to go to find somewhere to spend the night. Our friend, Ken had told us that we should go to a place called the Roadhouse. He would not elaborate but he said it is really special.

About 150km of the journey was smooth tarmac road and I have to say that with the new tyres the van was happy hopping along at around 110km /hr where on the old tyres it was really only happy up to about 90. Smooth straight open road, lovely! I only stopped to look at an old abandoned American pick up truck that must have been there for many many years. It was completely stripped  and was also  full of bullet holes some of which were of an alarmingly large calibre.
Who knows what brought this bullet riddled truck to a halt !
Then we continued  until we turned off and it was a further 60 or so km to the Roadhouse .  What surprised me was that although this was a gravely sandy track I was still able to march on quite fast all the way.
Welcome to The Roadhouse! a truly extraordinary place.
Eventually we arrived at The Roadhouse.  I am so glad that it was still daylight,just and we could see that we were greeted by an old truck advertising the way in . Then a 1930s car with a tree growing through  where the engine was. Quite soon I realised that every where you looked there was old cars or motor related works of art scattered around all over the place.
A celebration of abandoned cars
It was beautiful as well as exciting. This was not just a trip down memory lane but a whole farm that had been decorated with junk through the eye of a true artist. I just loved the place. 


Their campsite was very nice and well appointed  the people that worked there  happy and funny and helpful. Once we had parked up for the night we went to register and found to our amazement that the reception, restaurant and bar were in a huge barn of a place. That was given over to a glorious celebration of the motor car. 

This was for many years the ambulance for the nearby town of Ai Ais what a beauty!

However this was no museum It was decorated with humour and inspiration in equal measure. Number plates and signs in their thousands from all over the world.  The reception desk was built into the back of a huge  truck that, I was proudly told had been driven in there but because it had been turned in to a desk it had no petrol tank so someone had to sit beside the engine dropping petrol into the carburetor.

A great reception



In the morning I stroll around and found that under every bush and round every corner was some car or piece of art celebrating the world of abandoned vehicles.
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One thing that I particularly liked was when we were speaking to one of the managers she told us that they were concerned that the staff showed no real understanding of what the travelling customers were doing there . So they arrange bus trips for them to the canyon and other noteworthy places and show them why people travel thousands of miles to visit their country. What is so nice is that it is always a revelation for them. What terrific place I would love to work there myself!

Even filling up was part of the show
We went to visit the Fish River canyon, which is stunning! We spent a good while there soaking up the view until I hit my head again on a roof beam!
While at the canyon we saw a display of a very interesting potted history   of Namibia and its culture.

Fish River Canyon What beauty!

A photographic record of my esteemed life partner. Lovely!
We stayed one more night at the Roadhouse while I once again tended my wounds. Then off to the town of Luderitz  we were tempted to take a route thtat required 4 wheel drive to Luderitz even though it  was not too challenging But our  confidence was tainted by our experience  with the tyres and we decided to whimp out on it. We took the easy road  another long smooth straight road. It was our third day driving of driving in Namibia  and we were about as far as you can imagine being from any other life.  The roads here are really long straight and empty. I guess we were about 60 km or so from any place when we had another blowout! Oh how my heart sank! 

However working well with my esteemed life partner we changed the wheel jumped back in and drove off, less than ten minutes  later the spare punctured. I had for a second time to remove the tyre and change the tube. This really is a very physical task. 

Completely knackered we carried on  to the town of Luderitz which is a truly delightful town But we were so dispirited that we were really unable to appreciate it until we had tyre sorted out.

Next day we went to the only tyre company in the region . They  removed the tyre and found that the tyre was  spoiled and the tube was again completely split all around.   They were prepared to order it but having picked up that we might be in dispute with the original suppliers, they insisted that we are clear that we are paying for everything. 

There was not a trace of human kindness or sympathy for our situation they just kept making sure that we would pay.  We had really difficult phone calls with the tyre suppliers in  Cape Town  Now being in a different country makes it hard  to negotiate effectively. We were again dealing with Gavin who despite getting a lot of flack has remained helpful and professional 
I'd believe that he is doing all he can  but will still have to travel about a 1000 km to Windhoek to meet the agent for the manufacturers it all remains to be seen But we simply cant afford the level of expenditure  for all these minor disasters. 

Now Namibia is a really interesting country it has a rich history beautiful deserts and Town that portray their German heritage in a thoroughly beautiful way.There is another ‘but’ and that is that too many people, officials and the like  have been rude and openly contemptuous  which leaves a bad taste. There appears to be a policy of squeezing as much money as possible out of tourists in all the government run places  it does not feel too pleasant.
So we got our tyre  handed over a very significant sum of money and off we went.
Just one of the many lovely churches of Luderitz
We did take time to enjoy the town of Luderitz which is often described as a small Bavarian town  with a fairly lareg number of churches , many of which are quite lovely architecture.
The town is quite small and situated on a rocky out crop on the Atlantic coast  and far from  another town.


The camp where we stayed is on a bleak bit of rock on the outer reaches of the Harbour and disturbingly was originally a concentration camp for the Namibian native tribes who had dared to mount an uprising against the German  colonial powers. There are a number of memorials to those who died in the camp, mostly from disease and starvation. Their bodies disposed of in the most gruesome manner. I will spare you the details. Many prisoners ,I believe were used for slave labour to build the railway which is so important to the local diamond mining industry. It is said that they had to stop using the Prisoners as they were too weak to work! Over 1000 died there.


Shark Island , now a campsite .  More than 1000 Nam rebels died here. so bleak!     Lest we forget.


We went to visit a well known place of interest, which is the abandoned mining town of Kolmanskop. Really fascinating and very well run contrary to some of my earlier remarks.  For a modest fee we given a conducted tour of the ‘Ghost town  and then left to just mooch around and take photos. 

This is a house abandoned in the desert for more than 50 years

Kolmanskop.  The one time home of  diamonds in Namibia


Ghost town!

This train carried a ration of 40 liters of water and a block of ice daily to every house in the town.


After we left Luderitz we traveled on,  on the way we visited Duwisib Castle.
A young German officer Baron captain Hans-Heinrich Von Wolf spent some time here, I think farming mostly and having fallen in love with Namibia (not hard to understand),
German South West Africa as it was then. He built his home in the style of a baronial castle, designed by a well known German architect of the time. He went to live in it with his American wife and  here they bred fine horses.  They lived there only for a short time as he was required to return to Europe to fight in the first world war. In 1917 he was killed.  His wife returned to America. and so neither ever returned to Namibia.  The castle had been left in the hands of a  ‘friend’ though it was abandoned not so long after Von Wolfs death.  Though little is written about the matter, but the castle, may or may not have played a part in history for modern Namibia. In this region there are a large established herd of wild horses. No one knows for sure where they come from but one credible idea is that when the castle was abandoned the horses somehow left and ran wild.

The castle is a fine and rather quirky house  and that is about all it is.

The government tourist organisation (bless their cotton socks!) has put a really random quantity of furniture some of which is genuinely antique, and some simply post dates  Poor old captain Von Wolf. There is for example a not very remarkable 1930s dressing table and a gramophone circa 1935 even though he died in 1917.  There are 20 rooms of which 4 are completely empty or have one or two bits of furniture. No less than 3 rooms are devoted to admin offices. There is no reference  in the museum to the Von Wolfs  instead as you enter you are handed a badly written and badly typed  sheet giving the most superficial account of Von Wolfs adventure.  For the privilege of looking round this depository  of seriously uninteresting items , they charge you about £8.

People travel across the desert for miles for this it is nothing less than a con! The government now owns the castle and has opened it as possibly the worst and most pointless museums in the world!

Castle in the desert......don't go there!



So we have then traveled down to a place called Sossusvlei which is where the famous and quite beautiful sand dunes are. It is quite an undertaking to get the best from them as it involves getting up at dawn  to travel 60 km through the dunes  and then a load of hiking in the desert, I was not inclined to do the hiking  had a bit of difficult 4 wheel drive stuff where the differential lock got stuck again!.
Sossusvlei Dunes.............Beautiful, nuff said!


Getting stuck .........Again!

But staying on here for 3 days as it is such a beautiful place to stop to sort out some minor bits and pieces on the van. We met up with  fellow travellers from earlier in our trip Oyvind and Sheila  as well as Alison and Toby who are cycling , yes cycling  from London to Cape Town!
Dinner with Sheelah, Oyvind, Alison and Toby

We found a really good camp, probably the best yet. Each camping place has its own toilet and bathroom , lots of hot water a shelter and mains power. Really well done  it has really turned our camper van into a normal home for a little while. Magnificent!!

The camp site is owned by The Oasis Lodge, a posh hotel across the road. This hotel is such a good place. Initially we went there to get the diff lock on the van , as they have a resident mechanic. He was so helpful. It was a Saturday morning and all the other people in the workshop evidently did not have enough to do as they were constantly clowning around. It  was a really nice atmosphere. Ping was made very welcome in the lobby even though she is not a guest. 
The Pilot was distressed to say goodbye to this wonderful craft. hardly surprising.

Such a thing of beauty


The next day I saw a very interesting old aeroplane flying over and around all day I was told that it belonged to the hotel and that it had been grounded for about a year with a seized engine. Being too expensive to repair  it was sold to a South African who has repaired it and is taking it away. It was so interesting that I wanted some photos and I went over to the hotel. I was told that they did not want me to drive into their private airfield on my own. ‘But hang around for half an hour and I will drive you over and bring you back’.  ‘But I am not a guest’ I protested. She told me that she was really happy to do that. Such is the atmosphere in what I guess is a very expensive hotel with no airs and graces. Almost certainly the best hotel that I have not stayed in.  One day when I can afford it I will return. By the way the plane a Beechcraft model 18 was just lovely! And the hotels pilot was openly distressed at parting with it.





Moving on from there we have driven to the capital Windhoek. Namibia is radically different from any other country I have known. Almost entirely desert and extraordinarily beautiful desert in the main. The few towns  are relatively small and are linked by long, long straight often gravel roads. I was speaking to a man In Luderitz  when I asked is Luderitz the kind of town where you know everyone ? His reply surprised me , ‘I suppose I know most people in Southern Namibia!’  

Don't fence me in!
I love these drives despite the discomfort of driving on unmade roads and the dreadful dust that we have to cope with.  However, Ping, I think finds these journeys more difficult and is genuinely distressed by the dust. The last stretch was something in the region of 500 km  and it was quite a haul.
















We are now in Windhoek our main purpose at the moment is to see if we can get some kind of satisfaction from either the supplier or the manufacturer of the new tyres. We feel dreadfully let down by the failure of the tyres .Once we have sorted this out  we will go to the National park in Etosha which promises to be very good

Yesterday we had a nice dinner in a well known place here in Windhoek. It was an opportunity for me to sample the great array of Game meat as one of  the menus choices was a skewer of  pieces of meat from  crocodile, Zebra  - - - - - it was a vey interesting experience it seems that there is a small industry here farming game animals so we are not talking about any endangered species.

During the day we had what almost amounted to a chance meeting with a senior manager for Dunlop tyres who also has charge of both the supplier of our tyre as well as representing the manufacturers. He has spoken with the company in Cape Town  and has arranged to have the damaged tyre and the tubes examined . This was a real coincidence  and is the best chance we have of resolving the matter. This episode has been so frustrating and will take quite a lot for us to fully regain our confidence. When  should find out in the next day or so the result of the examination.

As I am writing Ping is having her feet licked by a 3 legged boxer dog! Just thought I would mention it.

We are in a backackers lodge with the unlikely name of The Cardboard Box it is a really lovely and not very expensive place which is also home to a number of disabled dogs.

While here we have been joined by some extra ordinary fellow travelers.
A group of English travelers who have come through Egypt and East Africa in an old and somewhat dilapidated Land Rover. They are extraordinary for a number of reasons .  They have daily problems with their truck and they don’t complain like I do.  They are three doctors and a dentist who  worked in a Ugandan Hospital for a month as they were  critically short of medical staff. Their truck is stuffed to the gunwales with all manner of gear and they seem to pick up large numbers of other travelers  so their numbers often swell to as many as 8 in this overloaded Land rover. 

3 doctors and a rather comely dentist
The Land Rover was so decrepit that several doors had to be replaced en route . The police sign has to be covered
We also met with Gareth and his partner Claire who have come to South Africa bought an ancient VW camper and have got as far as Windhoek and the engine has decided that it is now time to retire. They do not seem at all daunted by this and are busy enjoying the country while they try to raise the funds to buy a new engine. Now that in my view is overland travelling the adventurous way. 

The Vee dub of Gareth and Claire sdly in the garage without an engine  for now

As I am taking all this in, Tony Rocks up !  Tony is a New Yorker  who came to England to buy and prepare his Land Rover  which I have to say is a pretty nice rig! He has just driven alone!  All the way down the West Coast of Africa and succeeded in getting visas which we could not. And he had just emerged from Angola.  His truck is caked in mud and salt and he is exhausted and emotional. All this and he travels alone!  I thought we were pretty clever doing our trip but we both take our hats off to these guys.  On top of all this they are all such nice people. Rock on guys!!!


The whole gang of  special travelers we will be glad to keep up our acquaintance with these guys



Now we have moved on and are spending the night on a private game reserve where we are told there are a lot of game including  leopards and cheetahs. What is particularly interesting is that Ping calmly says, and with great authority, as we sit down in the night air for our dinner. ' I don’t really think any leopards will come here or they wouldn’t let us camp here'. 
Now what is surprising about this apparent calmness is, that I would only have to  mention anything to do with snakes and she will quite happily spend the night on the roof of the van! Life is funny like that isn’t it.

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Sunday, 19 May 2013



19th May 2013




1st May 2013   
Well here we are again.  Still in South Africa! and still trying to leave  but ‘They’ won’t let us!

After we left Annie’s place we drove down to Mossel Bay and had quite a surprise as we came across a railway yard that was crammed full of the rolling stock from the railway that I wrote about in the last blog.

This will be a special ‘blog’ bulletin and I really would like to make time and write about that, with lots of pictures.First, I must continue with our travels. We drove up to an area of South Africa known as the Little Karoo. It is a really interesting and picturesque part of the world.
What are you lookin at ?

Having driven up through the mountains, we eventually found ourselves passing the Ostrich farms for which the area is famous and then went to stay at a campsite of sorts. It was an odd and quite idiosyncratic place, run by a German woman who has set up as a so called eco-lodge, which is made largely of bamboo structures set out on stepped ledges. All the guests were also from Germany so we found ourselves in abit of a transient German speaking colony.

We moved on through the Karoo and found more abandoned railway, which eventually ended in Calitzdorp Station which is now a campsite!  We drove there and it looked so good but it was closed and deserted.    
The station was completely intact but for the drawing pin!

I was quite disappointed but we continued on to Warmwaterburg stopping for a short time at Ronnies Sex Shop. Warmwaterburg had been recommended to us as it has a hot spring bath. Wow! Never done anything like that before.  The location was stunning surrounded by mountains and wonderful semi desert .You just sit up to your neck in hot water and take it all in.There is hot water in every tap and interestingly even the toilet systern are filled with warm water which is a bit weird. Also it appears that the water is fairly heavily laden with iron as nearly everything looks rusty.We spent a happy couple of days in this happy well run place. The water I think was once thought to cure everything but now it it is a very pleasant experience.

Once we left  Warmwaterburg we drove on ad during the course of the day I became aware of a smell that was pervading the van. It was familiar but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. It was however definitely there.Then it came to me, it was the same smell as comes from the angle grinder when cutting iron and steel. I was really worried as there were no awful sounds coming from the van but it stank of iron oxide. It was after an hour or so worrying that I realised that we both stank of rust as we had been soaking in the spa bath for a couple of days, this was mixed blessing as we now could relax about the source of the smell but we really couldn’t carry on all day stinking of scrap iron.

Oh by the way, Ronnies Sex Shop deserves a better description. It is quite famous locally . Locally requires liberal interpretation as it is really in the middle of the desert.
The best chips ever are to be had here!
It is actually a rather quirky café. The story goes that the building called Ronnie’s shop was being renovated  and some bright spark added the word sex to the name Ronnie’s Shop while it stood empty.  Far from being outraged Ronnie decided to leave it be; now it is a regular haunt for bikers as well as tourists.  The place itself is adorned with underwears and other souvenirs donated by customers. It also serves up really quite good food. The chips are really the best I have had since Burrows fish shop in East Acton closed down.
So there you have it.


Puncture number 11 . Repair supervised by Fritz the Rotweiller
It was around this time that we found puncture #11. Not only was the tyre flat but on closer examination I found that it had worn bald in one place, this meant that the tyre was breaking up from the inside. This the 3rd one to really break up. Fury does not describe how I feel about Vass and Co in Bedfordshire who flogged me a dud set of tyres knowing what type of journey we were embarking on!

We had been invited by our new friends Ken and Betty Moore who we met in Swaziland, to visit them at home when we got to their town.
I resisted phoning them to make an arrangement as we have found that time estimates are really impossible. So I said let’s be sure that we are in an easy distance and then phone.  I spoke to Betty from a place called Gansbaai  to be told by a quite puzzled Betty that Gansbaai is only about half an hour away!
So we took a drive down and went to visit. We spent a couple of days staying with them in the lovely town of Hermanus. Ken and Betty are wonderful hosts and incredibly knowledgeable about their area. They looked after us really well and ensured that we had a very pleasant and interesting time. We had difficulty explaining that we would like to have stayed longer but by now we really have to get going.

Dinner and such hospitality
Ken and Betty being very generous hosts, took us to a very significant place. They took us to Cape L'Agulhas, which is the most southerly point of Africa.




This is as far South as we were going today
We had for various reasons driven away from here  but it really does herald the halfway mark of our travels. Ken explained that the Portuguese name describes how Vasco Da Gama‘s compass had apparently gone crazy and led them astray when in fact all it did was indicate that they were no longer travelling South but were now going East.
Ken works running whale watching boat tours and what he doesn’t know about marine life in the area is probably not worth knowing. And although this is not the whale season we still learnt a lot from him.
Ken Moore Whale man extraordiaire


TYRES!
I really had to do something about tyres but found to my horror that replacing the tyres like for like for those already on the van would be prohibitively expensive.
Ken introduced me to a dealer who was able to advise on alternatives. I am afraid that I fudged the issue and decided to continue before making a decision.

8th May2013 - So we set off to Cape Town.  Ken advised us that if we wanted to meet some African Penguins we should go to a place called Betty’s Bay. Apparently in the famous location near Cape Town there is   a proportion of 250 tourists watching about 8 penguins whereas at Betty’s Bay this proportion was reversed . Actually we had such an interesting time almost the only people gazing at hundreds of nesting penguins as well as lots of chicks it was in a lovely location too. Really great.
P  P  P Pick up a  Kit Kat

That evening we arrived in a seaside town with the unlikely name of Fishhoek, just outside Cape Town .There was a campsite there. It was run by the local council and we were greeted by a security guard who told us that the office is closed.  He was clearly in charge of a boom gate so I said (quite reasonably, I felt), ‘no problem, let us in and we can pay in the morning’.
‘Nope you have to have proof that you have paid before I can let you in’ he said.
‘But I don’t have proof because I haven’t paid yet’.
‘Then you can’t come in’. 
We to,d and fro,d like this for a while.
He then said, ‘ring the number on the gate ‘
I said, ‘It’s an answering machine’
‘Yes, that because the office is closed ‘ he said.
Eventually, I said ‘Ok, no problem, we can camp here in the car park’.
‘No you can’t do that’
‘Yes I can and I will’  ‘
‘No you won’t’ 
Yes I will etc etc .
Camping outside an empty campsite
I then tried to move things on a bit by saying. ‘What would you do?  Either I am allowed to go into this official campsite which is almost empty or I park outside in the car park’. This went on for a while so we decided to set up camp outside the entrance. He got his supervisor on the phone and I had a similar conversation which ended with ‘I will be with you in a few minutes’.
The supervisor never showed up and in the meantime we each went into the campsite and had a lovely hot shower, undetected. Ping cooked us a lovely dinner and then we went to sleep.  Woke up the next morning had breakfast and packed up and left. What a daft set up but not as daft as what happened a bit later! 

We set off for a trip up Table Mountain, and drove up to a toll road that had a height restriction boom. We drove under it and it just touched the roof of the van. The man would not let us go through. I said ok but what other route is there. The guy was evidently baffled by this question, so we were left to work it out for ourselves. 

That was silly enough until at the end of the day we were driving out of the City and took a route that took us along a particularly nice drive along the coast. Once again we found that it was a toll road. We had a row with the person in the booth who refused to accept that the van is a camper and not a commercial truck. I quickly got into a rather pointless and upsetting nose to nose conflict with her. Her supervisor refused to leave the office to deal with it. The result was I paid the much higher rate after about 20 minutes of nonsense.

The roadway is carved into the cliff  I guess it must be the same heights both ways.


We drove along the scenic and beautiful road which was carved into the cliff face.  I did start to wonder about the height of the rocks above our head but we continued. Then blow me - a man popped out in front of us and demanded to see our receipt for the toll. Of course in the short time the receipt had gone AWOL. I was not surprisingly getting a little bit irritated. Eventually the ticket was found and we pressed on, rounded a corner and found ourselves driving up, from the other side this time to the boom we had not been allowed to pass earlier. There was no indication at the toll booth that there was any kind of height restriction. Apparently it only applies in one direction.

What is important is that we had a really great day up the Table Mountain celebrating Ping’s birthday. ‘Best birthday ever’ she said. The cable car ride up the mountain was thrilling and it was absolutely lovely at the top, magnificent views and very good walking trails, making it truly one of the new wonders of the world.
On top of Table Mountain that's me on the right


TYRES! 
Now, I was still worried about the bloody tyres so again I went to a reputable tyre company, and had a long and very helpful consultation with Gavin who clearly knows his stuff. He first of all looked at our tyres and without prompting he was able to read the date code and told us that the tyres were over 12 years old and really shouldn’t be used. This was before I had told him all our tales of tyre woe. He again enquired about replacing like with like. They were again hideously expensive and would take several days to arrive. He also said that he felt that the design is really rather dated and gave us a quote for a set of better tyres. We were sufficiently impressed by his knowledge and agreed to spend a stonking amount of money on a new set. Once they were fitted, I felt an immediate sense of relief. Once again having added Gavin to our list of nice new friends, we drove away.

The cape of Good Hope with Ant Helen and Ping  That's me on the right


This really is the Cape

The next day we met up with some friends whom we had met at The Wild Spirit Lodge.  We spent a wonderful day with Helen and Ant, visiting the Cape of Good Hope and Cape Point. In fact, we had such a good time that we ended up leaving the National Park rather late, and got shouted at by the park security officer who threatened us with a 1000 Rand fine!

BLOODY TYRES!


Having made our apologies to the man at the gate of the National Park, we headed back to Cape Town on the motorway. After driving for about an hour and almost exactly 24hours after our new tyres were fitted we had a double blowout! The first one we changed the wheel in the dark, on the motorway and very, very ticked off, we drove on. Ten minutes later the second one burst. And I now no longer had a spare to use and serious sense of humour failure! 
As might be imagined, we were pretty cheesed off. I called the AA (South Africa).I explained that a clause in my insurance gave us breakdown cover. The operator was very helpful and clearly identified with our special circumstances.(ie we live in the van). 

Unfortunately he put me without my knowledge on a conference call with the insurance company. I was on a conference call to a woman, who in my opinion was unusually unsuited to deal with the public on the phone. She insisted that “we are not covered for breakdown”. …but then went on to a rather bizarre tac  that a double puncture was classed as an accident and therefore she was only able to have us towed to a garage which is not bad as she reckons we are not covered at all.

I was on the phone for about 40 minutes and getting pretty irate while the helpful man at the AA managed to elicit that as I am a member in the UK and on that basis agreed to send us a garage and covered the cost. It was cold and dark and I was unhappy. I decided that I would see if I could remove the tyre and put in a new tube. I have watched enough people doing this after all and I did have everything that was needed to do the job.

JP and me struggling with the repaired wheel

Had just got the tyre off when the garage arrived. JP, for that was his name said that he would only be able to tow us,  but he then started to help me to fix the tyre. He explained that he hadn’t done this before either, but his help was invaluable and between us we got it done. In all, we were at the roadside for about 3 hours. Ping rustled up dinner and tea for everyone in the meantime.We returned to the campsite at 1am, having woken the security man to open the gate.

The next day was Sunday,so we could not go to the tyre shop, instead we put our feet up and had a much needed rest.
A nice Braai on our day off actually we had T bone steak that could not be beaten

On Monday, we went to see Gavin.  To his credit he was horrified to hear about this.  However, this didn’t stop Ping giving him what for!  Any how I eventually managed to pull her off him.  She was drooling a bit and had a very unpleasant gleam in her eye!

On examination it was found that the tubes were defective they had split along their length which should not happen. Gavin suddenly turned his attention to the realisation that he has a contract to fix ‘Cash in transit’ vans and that a number of tubes from this batch had been used for them. He had to arrange for all their vans to be recalled. It further emerged that this whole thing was probably caused by some kind of fraud  where the tubes had somehow been substituted.
Ripped inner tubes
While the tyres were being changed it was discovered that the drive shaft covers were split and need to be replaced. So that was our job for the next day. Not too bad,  as I have a complete set  which we brought with us.
We went to a specialist shop who set about the job and then said that the spares I had would not fit. Ahwell!  They had others and did the job in just one hour. So the next day we set of on our final leg in South Africa .  I am sorry to say that by now we are really both feeling the strain a bit. Having had one disaster too many. Not sure how we will respond to more problems. But we pressed on!

As we do press on we stopped at yet another local authority campsite and our 'neighbour' has come up to us and by way of introduction, he presented us with two huge (the size of small lobsters) crayfish, freshly cooked. It was such a lovely gesture and good eating too!
Tomorrow 
So Let's round up a bit.

As I write we have just had lunch in a café quite a long way from anywhere. It was an odd experience helped a long by a particularly humourless lady. The food was an all day breakfast and  it was ok but really nothing great. However the caff itself was an experience .

It was a café, O.K. it was also a wool shop and clearly stocked anything and everything needed for knitting. It was also a temple to Kittens!  All around were huge murals and tapestries depicting kittens in all their cuteness. They sell jig saws and lots of other things including all manner of pretty souvenirs. Bibles were there too and a background of New age music. A huge  TV screen  showing a boxing match in every gory detail. An idiosynchratic array!

South Africa has,  you may realise has really captured our attention. It is a really surprising place. It was very difficult to come here without some preconceived images based on past politics.

Our first experience was of course The Shoestrings Lodge in Johannesburg where we had a warm welcome and now we have new and firm friends.

Tabitha ad Ping at the Shoestring

The Kruger was such an extraordinary experience not easily put aside.
But the country and the people has been an education. This is a place where political correctness has no real place. Where  people express their views frankly when asked without fear of offence. The level of expressed mutual respect among the people we have met, is striking.

Nobel prize winners

If you walk through any of the numerous shopping malls  you will see people of all classes and colours  going about their business with noticeable humour It is quite normal that any kind of contact is accompanied by a greeting, people rarely walk past another without some acknowledgment or greeting.
It is not appropriate for me to comment on deeper issues and I have no place to criticise. So I don’t . One might feel that my viewpoint is naïve and it really is taken from the standpoint of a wide eyed visitor. What I find is that there are still wide ranging views of how things should be and indeed how they might have been. It is interesting that almost everyone I have met speaks in terms of great respect about Nelson Mandela, FW de Klerk and Archbishop Tutu. So something has been got right. It is also interesting that nearly everyone I have spoken to black and white has said that the same things need to change in order for the country to move happily forward.

  • Stop once and for all political patronage and corruption
  • End positive action
  • Take drastic steps to reduce the levels of criminal violence and the fear of same.
There are nevertheless all kinds of other issues including grinding poverty still in some quarters, that need to be addressed but these are fundamental and are stifling growth and development.

I have addressed these matters here only because they are impossible to ignore I have no intention to make further political comment. I may do that in private and when I feel qualified to do so. I do however genuinely feel that this country has a huge amount to shout about and to teach the world. I am unsure if many South Africans realise that yet.

Now onto the important stuff. It is with great relief that I find that along with ‘political correctness ‘ The wholemeal police ‘have not yet landed on these shores, Hooray!  There seems to be a Wimpy on every corner and a ‘Milky Lane’ in every mall, lovely milkshakes and ice cream!  The very first bowl of Kellogs I had in South Africa had full fat milk in it. It was a  gorgeous surprise. If you go to a supermarket and ask for wholemeal bread someone will quietly take you aside and suggest you might alter your  expectations a bit and please keep your voice down. We had one difficult situation when Ping went up to the bakery counter and asked for a granary loaf!Concerned for the reputation of the store someone called security and it took me some time to persuade them that it was all a horrid misunderstanding and that 4 loaves of the white stuff that sticks to the roof of your mouth is what we really wanted. This seemed to satisfy honour. 
Nice Food

Apparently , we learned later there are certain shops , if you know where to go where they do keep  a few loaves of wholemeal under the counter for ‘special’ customers.(The editor has allowed for this small piece of imagination, as she's been able to locate delicious, seeded wholemeal bread and 2%fat milk which Noel has had to accept)

As overland travellers it is always difficult to deal with the inevitable question ‘Which is the best country you have been to. This is because we are travelling for its own sake and all our experiences are part of that patch work.
Having said all that,  our time in South Africa has been far longer than we ever intended. We have had experiences that we could only ever imagine. We have met kindness friendliness and respect at all levels. We have met with old friends  Most importantly we have made new friends that we shall always remember.
Friendly doves
As I write this I am sitting in the glow of the braai (BBQ) as the sun sets and it is like something out of one of those old Disney films. There are two pairs of doves mooching around my feet having their dinner, completely undeterred  by my presence, a small flock of brightly coloured finches have landed a few feet away. You really couldn’t make this up - a mongoose has just stepped into view clearly looking for food. Two huge shiny black beetles are passing through.  A couple of bright yellow birds are circling close by.  Stone me  the neighbour's jack Russell is now sitting on my foot staring balefully at me.
Do you think I should buy a gun?  I feel like a cross between Snow White and the Pied Piper!

Anyway It is time to get up close and personal :
Ken + Betty thank you for your hospitality and for you patience and fortitude in dealing with our inadequacies as tourists
Sheryl + Gary thank you for your generosity and good humour  we very much enjoyed staying with you.
Susan, thanks for introducing us to Sheryl and Gary
Rob, Thabitha and Jackie at The Gstrings ,+ backstabbers  Shoestrings Backpackers Lodge. We are coming to take over !

Have you met Rob?



We have just arrived in Namibia - not sure about access to wifi, but we are feeling very cut off form home. Please, please keep the emails coming!

Love
Ping and Noel

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